Saturday, December 27, 2008

More than I can chew?


I became interested in making movies when I was seven. I actually made my first movie when I was ten. I think it had something to do with Star Wars action figures and an epic sci-fi battle. Well, as epic as a ten year old could make it.
But it wasn't until 1989 that I got really serious with my filmmaking and graduated to editing my masterpieces using two VCR's hooked together. This was high tech for 1989. I could even dub music and sound effects in on the left audio track.
I came up with the moniker "Delta Wing Pictures" after a long period of racking my brain for a good film studio name. Believe it or not, the name came to me while I was in the shower one afternoon staring at a "Delta" faucet head. How I got the "wing" part I have no idea. People now just assume that it's a military thing, referring to the delta wing configuration of some fighter jets. Not true.
But, I digress. 1989. That means that this coming year, 2009, marks twenty years since I began. Twenty years. Unbelievable.
This is the perfect opportunity to do something I've wanted to do for a while now. I'm going to go through the archives, pull out every single film Delta Wing Pictures made and make a highlight reel featuring all the best stuff. That's right, Frank W., you'll probably see some "Spirit of Adventure" in there; a classic with such dialogue as "They're probably already out looking for the treasure already." And John, you're sure to see that wonderful slow-motion ballet shot of me taking a hit to the nuts. It's going to be one hell of a reel.
I'm not sure exactly how I'm going to put it together yet. I'm thinking a music-video style montage no more than a few minutes long. I will very likely do a companion piece that has all the best bloopers through the years. Believe me, there've been some doozies.
I cannot overstate what a giant undertaking this will be. I have literally hundreds of VHS tapes to go through. There is a massive box of Digital 8 tapes and mini DV tapes. You see, as well as completed productions, I'm going to include stuff from projects that never got finished. There are a lot of them, and I'm the only one that's ever seen that stuff. You lucky devils.
As long as I can complete this task within 2009, I'll make the anniversary. As my Navy buddies like to quip when I enter the room, "Standby for greatness."

7 comments:

  1. Good luck with that! Most of my VHS tapes have snapped! Lost forever is Me in 8th grade performing on the Bozo show! Darn - can't ever show that to any future boyfriends!!!!!

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  2. I can totally fix that for you. Snapped tapes are a piece of cake.

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  3. Seriously? My Mother would be forever grateful, that's for sure.

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  4. Yep. I'll send you my addy on MS and I'll fix it for you if you mail it to me.

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  5. Cool...I hope to see Mr. Potato Head again!

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  6. Well, at least I know that I did not do anything that you caught on tape that was any more embarrasing than the stuff you did yourself. Keep us posted on your progress.

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  7. I had dreams of a dual VCR setup for my own editing when I was younger. Then we got a VHS camcorder and I proceeded to destroy it several times over making animations with a chalkboard. It just wasn't built for "Pause" "Record" "Pause" "Record" ... Now I have a Mac and no longer dream of a dual VCR rig. Now all my dreams involve men of medium build doing naughty things.

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