It’s my 100th blog posting! I’ve actually been holding out on posting this one, because I wanted to wait for something special. After all, 100 posts is a lot. I needed something to mark the significance, and had to wait for just the right thing.
That’s a huge lie, actually. I’ve just been too busy to post anything. Well, that’s not entirely true, either. I’ve probably had time here or there to write something up. So why’s it been a whole month since I’ve graced these pages? I offer the following list of excuses, and you’re free to pick whichever one tickles your naughty bits.
1. I was struck in the face with a wooden deck chair.
2. Rampant online pornography.
3. I was writing my manifesto about the conspiracy of “foods I love being pulled from store shelves by foreign government elements.”
4. I was busy melting things in the microwave.
5. I was in a pitch meeting with Fox executives for my new reality TV show “Things People Pass Through Their Colon.” They passed, and now, ironically, the show includes a section about itself.
Honestly, there really hasn’t been anything exciting to report. I could ramble on about classes and how the work on “Taming of the Shrew” is going, but it would be repetitive of what I’ve already written. Work is work. I’m busy, and I’m tired all the time. The weather is hot and muggy. My callback in London is a month away. I have a recital in three weeks that I’m not quite ready for. I am in love with a show called “The InBetweeners” that airs on the BBC. Love my friends here, miss a lot of others. Life goes on.
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